Listen up I have a story to tell
No I don't have to yell
See 'cause it's those loopy men
Who try to keep us women caged up in a pen
They try to hold us hostage and lay claim to us
And they walk around all buffed up like that it's a major plus
Well honey, I'm here to say you it aint all that
Because you never did anything for this cat
I faked it all
Just like that time at the mall
Yeah when you had me up against the wall begging for more
And I told you I never had anything like that before
Well shit I couldn't help it I lied
The look on your face was so precious I know you tried
All those times you said you loved me
I said it back but I totally disagree
And when I said I needed money for the bills
Of course I went out and spent it for my own thrills
You talk like you were the man
And you played me with all a player can
Boy you are only fooling yourself
Talking like your oh so hot,shit you look like a christmas elf
When you went to work
I was seeing the dental assistants clerk
Talk about a fine brother he was
Now you may ask why I played you And i have to say 'Cause...
You are just not worth the time
You thought you were all so mine
Laying claim to me as if you owned me and you were my daddy
Well guess what I don't go for that chit, it was driving me baddy
So you go play your weak ass game on some unsuspecting chick
'Cause this gurl don't fall for tired brothers with a limp dick!
Author notes
Not for anyone in particular..
Just saw you ladies getting smacked around..
I had to enter something. 
A contest entry
- ESTROGEN MIGHT Versus TESTERONE PLIGHT Spoken Word, RAP, & SLAM by ears2hearyou.
950 points, ended June 5, 53 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
how did you like it?
Comments
1 - 11 of 11
-
sorry im just now getting to comment on this now but you layed a beatdown on us here. i was cracking up reading this. great job.
-
we humbly bow down and throw roses at your feet...
damn....
this gal is one HOT DRAGON!
I'm pretty sure she singed and burned all in her path.
and ouch...that limp dick must have really hurt!
ears/Seattle
impact.....!
-
holy molly you cut sick and tried cutting at a dick but i make you fall to ypure knees beging daddy please dont go easzee on me yeah it was great ..for a newby but baby u left the run too late when i come back ill be firing 12 doubles at you not a single 410 like this xxoo
-
ESTROGEN WON THIS BATTLE - HANDS DOWN!
So you go play your weak ass game on some unsuspecting chick
'Cause this gurl don't fall for tired brothers with a limp dick!
SHIT - THAT HURTS! You certainly know how to put a fellow in his place - and after reading this fine piece something tells me you'd make quite a Mistress, Mandi. GOOD LUCK in the contest - and a woman deserves respect - so if she ain't getting it with the one she's with or at home who can blame her for going out and getting a real man of her own.
Peace & Love!
Earl.
-
Go Git 'em Girl!!!!
Jade, This show 'nough gone put them boys on the run. Had me LMAO! This is how to make them holla,"Mama!"
I loved it. Now brothers tuck your lil tails and git ts steppin'!
-
POINT MADE!!!!
point made indeed,,,emotional and up front,,,, well conveyed -
LMBO
Okay, I'll admit it, this is good. For some reason it reminded me of an old Richard Pryor bit about when your woman leaves you. She can't just leave, she has to tell you why.
"If the sex wasn't good then why was you hollerin?"
"I was hollerin to keep from laughin in yo face!"
My old hat is off to you. Great slam.
-
Our secret weapon has arrived read her and CRY!
-
This is fantastic! What a wonderful read this one is!!! I am so glad I decided not to enter this contest! But You go girl! Stand up for those of us that may have thought this, but never had the nerve to say it! Great job!
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
-
omg... you had me laughing so hard. i guess i need to see some other entries to see who is slamming who.. but this was harsh and hilarious. good job. lol
-
Gawwww!!! Seggsy material for this type of contest...the needed money for bills is the best part...especially since that's common in many relationships...
Adding your comment:
1 - 11 of 11
