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You're A Wussy Boy

You're a Wussy Boy.
It’s taken you a long time to admit it.
I remember you shouting out in high school,
“ No, Dad, I’m not gay! I’m just… sensitive.
You tried to like jet planes and hot rods
and football and Budweiser poster girls
but You never got the hang of it!
I don’t know what’s wrong with you.
And then, You saw him,
there on the silver screen,
bigger than life and unafraid
of earrings and hair dye
and rejoicing in the music of The Cure,
Leif Garret and the Bangles,
walking loud and talking proud
Your Wussy Boy icon:
Duckie in Pretty in Pink.
And you realized you wasn’t alone.
You looked around and saw other Wussy Boys
living large and proud of who they were:
Anthony Michael Hall, Wussy Boy;
Michael J. Fox, Wussy Boy; and
Lord God King of the Wussy Boy Movement,
Matthew Broderick,
unafraid to prove to the world
that sensitive guys kick ass!

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In Reply to Mr.Rone.
Don't take it personally,please!

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  • yeah this is pretty good... for a girl..... be prepared for a final show down someones gunna slay you and after the contests over .. u get a prize from me xo

  • SAY WHAT ?!?!?!?

    Wussy boy you say, don't you know I'm here to stay, I'm walkin round every corner, I'm the cop - fireman and shop owner, I walk around with ease, you can smell me in the breeze, don't even try to escape it, even if you can berate it, the world is covered with my essence, and now it's time for the lesson, there's somethin you gotta understand, Rone is alive in every man.

    LMBO Good write Jade.
    No, I don't take it personally. If anyone felt they couldn't hang with this slam and keep their emotions in check they should have hit the door a long time ago. Just my honest opinion.

    • Lmao! good deal! It's all in fun .. i was bored and i saw your writes and i had to put my word in .

  • Yeah Mr. Rone definitely needs to be handled. This I liked. Glad to get some help here. They've been giving me hell. Don't take Swan's threats to lightly. The dude believes in sneak attacks. LOL!


  • Swangrnv gold member
    June 3
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    l.o.l.

    that is gonna get you a 'special' lil visit my friend! l.o.l. i'm sure of it! l.o.l.

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