Never written anything remotely funny

i am not the serious one
i don't let reality stun
when it creeps
in too deep
dreams transport me
like in my sleep

i create worlds how i wish
where arrogance does not exist
beauty is flipped inside out
barbie, wonder why you pout
dis-congruency is key
what is popularity?

the grass here never overgrows
which means we do not have to mow
we swim the oceans, ride the waves
hey, all the sharks are in the tanks
teletubbies were ejected
"kuzcotopia" was selected
construction workers with roving eyes
were sent away, that's no surprise
cross-dressers driving icecream trucks
were banished far away from us
clowns and all their red lipstick
can find new places to do their tricks
needles and other pointed things
were all disposed, a great relief
rapists, creep priests, and perverts
got exactly what they deserved
terrorists and all their buddies
didn't think THEIR end was funny
the elephant man is everyone's friend
and all those freaks are so talented
we have the best amusement parks
they never close just cause it's dark
'coasters stream through clouds so high
stomachs get birds, not butterflies

pain is not a thing we feel
we've never known what's really real
and so we last just for a second
but soon again you'll hear us beckon
your soul will snatch us - your creation
upon wings of imagination

come again
please don't be shy
and maybe we'll let you
become a spy