The smoke alarm rings
When I make toast.
If you weren’t awake
After the clock alarm went off
You will be after the toast comes up.
So why don’t you move the toaster
Somewhere else?
I don’t know
Somehow it makes it all
Taste that much better.
It would probably be better
If you fried the eggs.
A contest entry
- Crazy Shit by hisaddiction.
575 points, ended July 2, 15 entries
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Comments
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love it, thanks for the entry...
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hehe. great :
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The trouble with Toast is Rex wrote it.
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This guy toasts his eggs? Well, I just toast my toast (toaster oven, which someone said uses way too much energy) and the alarm still goes off though it may have died.
There is always something but I did enjoy your write.
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