So Mister Glenn Shannon
Think your hot like a cannon
Even Hanna Montanna could douse your flame
Leave you in the rain cause you have no game
We all knew you weren't really that nice
Instead you were actually cold like ice
I may not be one of those tall skinny ladies
But I have sharp wit and I was born in the eighties
If I fall I will just bounce back
Burn you so hard I'll give you whiplash
The lambs aren't so little and growing strong
We use those cute little tails to string you along
Once again while your not paying attention
I am getting ready for a zen like ascension
I'm so bullet proof, did I mention
I don't cry over things like broken nails
I have a cure for all the things that ail
Leaving behind a powerful estrogen trail
And if you follow like a good little snail
I won't crush you into bits with my stilletto heel
To eat you up like an es cargot meal
Have you had enough yet, ready to admit defeat
If you are I might just let you kiss my feet
But trust in this, it won't be discreet
Public for all the ladies to see
Running your mouth and the room fills with crap
Dropping your jaw I can see a big gap
See this is what happens to men who try to compensate
And then you are surprised when we make you wait
Get off your soap box, step down please
Because when it's over, you'll cry and beg on your knees
Author notes
Another contest entry for a Slam contest I entered. This is a response to glenn shannon, who by the way is a great slam writer. This piece was written in response to his piece, which you can read here: http://allpoetry.com/poem/5392185
A contest entry
- ESTROGEN MIGHT Versus TESTERONE PLIGHT Spoken Word, RAP, & SLAM by ears2hearyou.
950 points, ended June 5, 53 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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A Little Rant?
Don't Sugarcoat it... let us all know how you feel. So much energy, "Leaving behind a powerful estrogen trail" We could replace ethanol in our get up go mobiles. Loved it!
Howard
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way to write!
wow...that was astounding!
kept your flow
and nailed him to the wall!
way to write and be a genuine woman!
ears/Seattle
p.s. so just between us girls?
how many messages of sweetie I love you I do..
did you receive?
plenty I imagine!
clever clever girl.
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ching ching
as verbal swords collide. Some great word play. I'm a sucker for a 1 liner too. You've won this battle, but the wars not over sweety.
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well that wa a nice little payout little being the main word lol youre good and im impressed but im not lying down kissing boots not till the fat lady sings and ..is that you singing .... cheers nice work glenn .
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Ahaha!
I never was to good at singing
But I do have some skill at zingin
Oh by the way I like the pic
Didn't realize men's hair got that thick
I am big and beautiful and sassy to boot
Better make sure you're loaded before
You TRY to shoot
Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment, and thanks so much for the applause!!
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Outstanding slam...glad I'm a yes-dear, of-course-dear man(when she's within earshot)
Nicely done
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Haha!
Glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for taking the time to stop and read and leave a comment. Comments are always appreciated!
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wow..this is vicious....i hope you know what you've gotten your pretty self into dear...lol
i love your flow and you have some great lines. keep up the excellent work my dear friend!
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Mo, Mo, Mo...
I think it is you guys who do not have a clue.
But I still love ya all! Thanks for taking the time to stop by and read this piece, also for taking the time to leave a great comment! Lots of ego strokin going on, since I pretty much put the burn on you all...
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WOW!!!
Damn! looks like you slam dunked my man! l.o.l. sorry Glenn but it looks like she hit you pretty hard, you should've keep your hands up and left in your mouth guard..BUT fear not ole chap..i'm certain the rest of the boys got yo back! l.o.l. sorry couldn't resist..this was vicious lady..
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What can I say..
I may be a strange female, but I still feel the urge to step up and with a little dose of Karma for the people who pick on the ladies. Still got love for you all, but don't mess with the ladies. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have warm beds at night.
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I've never read a "slam" writing, but I loved it!
Liked:
"I won't crush you into bits with my stiletto heel"
Enjoyed!
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Thank you so much!
Wow, thats the fastest after a posting that I ever got a comment! Thanks for taking the time to stop and read and leave a great comment!
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I think those heels were made for stompin not walkin! Nice slam!
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