Attention this king is speaking
I thought my ladies you should know
I didn't have to reform
When fighting such lovely foes
I've simply changed my tactics
Giving you sugar, being nice
Remember that beer and sandwich
Its ordered in, beer even on ice
See all I had to do was say
What you wanted to hear
And suddenly I'm number one
My performance you did cheer
Foolishly you told all your friends
I'm the best, so much fun
When they see you leave the house
They sneak in shaking their buns
The best part is the negligees
Each wears a different one
I've got the pick of all you queens
No one wants to be outdone
So I think all you luscious ladies
Should line up, bare bottoms in a row
Turn around and bow
Its time for all your cheeks to glow
You all need a good spanking
For getting out of hand
You cries will sing my praises
Telling the world I am so grand
Adding your comment:
It was so much fun! The first poem got their attention, the second lured them in and the third one trapped them all and now they are my harem queens. 
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