--I honestly wish I could say that something magnificently interesting made me happy and it was so unique, nobody else would write it down, but I don't have an answer to this one. I'm rarely happy. I am the epitomy of misery.
2. What’s your laugh like?
---My laugh changes on the thing I'm laughing at. Sounds a little lame, but it's true. I seem to have more of a cackle when it's something cruel, a giggle if it's something sensetively funny, a silent laugh that involves me making a sound like I'm choking on something and tears are running down my eyes so that one day I know someone will try the Hienrich Manoeuver on me - I do this laugh when something is unmistakably hilarious. Something that makes me so full of glee, I could choke.
3. How do you feel about ‘etc.’?
---I hate the bloody abbreviation. So naturally, I use it all the time in formal texting, essay writing etc.
4. What's a food-related idiosyncrasy you have?
---I hate any sauce on the outside of a ham/cheese/chicken burger. I just hate my fingers touching something sticky it's disgusting. I also can't stand the yellow of the egg and will not eat it. I equally dislike sandwiches that are cut unevenly. This is probably due to my OCD and my general weirdness, more than the food itself.
5. How do you feel about contractions in poetry? (e.g. don’t)
---Depends sometimes I don't have a problem with them and sometimes I really do not like them.
6. Have you ever gotten into an argument related to religion?
---More times than you can shake a maracca at a billygoat and scream 'oi get here kid'. No seriously though, I like my debates. I have an opinion on everything. I even have an opinion on those who do not have an opinion.
7. How would you rate your ability in employing sarcasm? Tell me an instance in which you completely verbally kicked somebody’s ass with sarcasm.
---I don't remember any instances, as my memory is just as lousy as my poetic ability BUT I must say, I have been nicknamed Sarccy, Queen Sarc, 'Casm cutie and the likeage. So yes, I am very sarcastic. You wouldn't notice it though, would you?
8. What compliment do you often get that is not related to a physical trait?
---You are so good and writing, I wish I could write the same as you. I take this with a pinch of salt, because I believe I am lousy at writing. But if they say so, it must be true.
9. Tell me the last names of all of your favorite friends; include commentary on the coolness of last names if you so desire.
---Oooh yay... This sounds awesomeness. Friends now.
i. Culver - okay we're not as close as we used to be, but I do like his last name. I always call him the culvinator, or culgate whitening, such as the toothpaste brand. I do like blasting his last name, although naturally not infront of his parental figures, I doubt I'd be on their Christmas card list then and I always count on them to send me a £5 in the post at Christmas.
ii. Young - Also my boyfriend. His intials also spell SLY and if I marry him, so will mine. I always say to him in bitter irony 'no matter what age you reach, even at 90, you will always be young.'
iii. Smith - waaaay too mainstream, but what can you do?
iv. Haille - I always nickname him 'Hailstones'. I rather find his moodswings similar to this rather irritating, often wished upon the enemies of the person, form of weather.
v. Jones - I always sing to Culver up there, as they don't get along 'Yoouuu and Miss, Miss Jones'. It rather angers him and therefore, it gives me my jollies for the day. I need a life.
10. Give me a piece of dialogue that was once said to you that you don’t believe the person who said it even remembers.
---Me: He sent me some naughty pictures to my mobile of him jacking off.
Tash: Really?
Me: Yeah and so did my boyfriend. I'm going to listen to them later, obviously not now. Probably be polite to send one back too lol.
Tash: Going to record one?
Me: Already have done.
Tash: Can I listen to it?
Me: WHAT?
Tash: Can I listen to you fingering yourself?
*yeah she isn't lesbian or anything, or at least not that she's ever admitted, but it was rather odd and a memory that makes me laugh and is a good reminder to Culgate up there, that his ex doesn't make much sense.*
11. What is a word/phrase you like, but always seem to forget to use somehow? (In poetry and/or real life).
---lull, lithium, ebb
12. The last physical CD you bought?
---I can't remember, it's been AGES since I've bought something that wasn't online or wasn't somehow illegal.
13. How do you usually waste your money?
---Gamble, buy loads of CDs and DVDs that half of don't even get read/watched. I am not the clothes type, so I make up for it in other ways
14. What kind of apologies do you give? (I’m not talking about bumping into a stranger and automatically apologizing; I mean real apologies).
---I'm sorry I didn't take that into consideration; sorry, I always seem to ruin everything; sorry I didn't mean to; sorry it wasn't me; sorry - I know it wasn't my fault but I'm still sorry.
15. Your favorite guitar/bass solo…
---Goodness me, I wouldn't even know where to start, if I'm totally honest.
16. Tell me your dream ride, and tell me in great detail.
---I can't drive, so whatever someone else wants to pick me up in. A nice fit chauffeur, a bottle of champagne and a sweet luxury ride or something fast and sporty would get my motor rollin'.
17. What’s love got to do with it? (Yes, like the song).
---Everyone I know seems to always bring it back to that little short, but not so sweet in some circumstances, 'L' word. It is both my reason to live and no doubt, the reason I will demise. It's funny that.
18. Your go-to question when conversations hit a grind halt…
---'So, what's the weather like down there?'
'Did you watch ___ last night?'
'What time is it?'
'So... Hows things?' Normally said, even if already asked this, just feel awkward and uncomfortable and want to change the subject straight away from the discomforting previous one.
19. What makes you feel worse than you should?
---When I am not the last person to say goodbye. I know it sounds weird, but if someone texts me and I don't reply to them, or if on the phone someone says goodbye and I don't say goodbye before they hang up, I feel really crap for the rest of the night and feel guilty. Weird, but that's just me, I guess.
20. A borrowed possession of somebody else's that you are probably never going to return if you can help it...
---Borrowed hmmm... I don't know. Quite a few books. No, they're not getting it back. I know it's not borrowed, but my ex brought me my necklace and how we aren't dating he wants it back. He owes me £90 plus this necklace is £300 worth, no bloody way am I giving it back to him. He can take a running jump.
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