My heartfelt hooray!
Allow me, I pray,
to wish this today...
May your gut spew puree,
your hair frizz, snarl and fray,
your teeth ache with decay,
your skin crack like dry clay.
So Happy Birthday to You!
Hope you catch the Swine Flu.
Another birthday?
My heartfelt hooray!
Allow me, I pray,
to wish this today...
May your gut spew puree,
your hair frizz, snarl and fray,
your teeth ache with decay,
your skin crack like dry clay.
So Happy Birthday to You!
Hope you catch the Swine Flu.
My heartfelt hooray!
Allow me, I pray,
to wish this today...
May your gut spew puree,
your hair frizz, snarl and fray,
your teeth ache with decay,
your skin crack like dry clay.
So Happy Birthday to You!
Hope you catch the Swine Flu.
Author notes
z and 
es
In a list
A contest entry
- Slam Greeting Cards – I by Malabu.
1000 points, ended June 28, 18 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
1 - 7 of 7
-
As a birthday shareing that's quite a prayer.
dare I say ,filled with blessings.
-
Congrats on your hm. This is sort of like old comic curses I've heard. "May you lose your handkerchief and your nose run like the Nile."
Enjoyed your write.
-
-
Thanks!
-
-
I like this...I miss writing these types of little rhymes....I think this site changed me and my style...but inside Im still me...this is a cute and angsty lol
thanks for your entry
-
LOL Sis!
You tickle me.
This is, umm, definitely a slam
Thanks for the giggle. Good luck in the
contest.
Jeannie
-
OH My !! I hope I never anger you. I have a few ppl in mind who I would send such a card to. Postage due would be the icing on the cake. Maybe even some funny money on the inside. This humor made my day.
-
Excellent
Oh my what a birthday card. Um, don't bother sending it to me.
Adding your comment:
1 - 7 of 7
