Asking

Prom
an insignificant part of life
that is highly exagerated by teenagers
its as if an insanity takes hold of the school
making the rank of prom queen or king
Godlike

I myself don't like prom
and even decided not to go this year
personally I'd rather be the emo drumline guy
that didn't go to prom
then the over prepy jock that's more in touch with his feminine side then he pretends

But there was a hitch in my plan
my best friend Lilly wanted me to go
let me rephrase that, she wanted me to go with her and her boyfriend
expecting me to find my own date

We've all heard the stories of women searching for their soulmate to take to prom
ya that's not mine
I didn't want a "soulmate"
I just wanted a date
The problem was I couldn't get one

Now I know I'm not the drop dead gorgeous guy
but come on
I'm not bad looking
yet every girl I asked gave me a big
"NO!"

When one person says no to you it hurts a little
and then you get over it
but when multiple people say no
it's a different story

After askeing about 8 girls and getting denied
I'm not going to lie
I was a mixture of pissed off (at Lilly)
And upset

So I decided to lower my standards
Drastically
actually all the way down to Ariel Zimmerman
a snobish fat girl that thought she was something
when she obviously wasn't

All I said to her was "Ariel do you?"
And bam a "No! was flung in my face
followed by her huge ass

So I went a little lower
to Kathy Ann Roleson
A church that was at one time popular
but then gained 60 pounds 8th grade year
All I got out was "Hey Kathy"
and bu bum shzx "No!" was screamed
as she quickly turned around to walk away

By this time I was fed up with trying to find a date
And told Lilly I wasn't going to prom
but then she threatened me
and when she threatens you don't go against
because it meant she was serious
and the last person that she threatened and defied her
got castrated that weekend (literally)
some say it was an accident
but ya no it wasn't
he's just to scared to say it was Lilly

So as to save myself from castration
I went for the lowest I would take
Amanda Alexander
the ugly fat evil menally retarded chick
with a lazy eye
she turned around before I even said a word

My honor had been disgraced
and I decided to go to prom alone
besides I wasn't going to be happy unless I got who I would have like to go with
Lindsy Rylan the deliciosly sexy modelesc girl

I personally think
that if Aphordite, Hally Berry, Modonna in her prime, Angelina Joley, and Megan Fox were to be formed together taking all their best parts
they would still be only a fourth as beautiful as Lindsy

But then something happend
Lindsy broke up with her boyfriend
finish later