"What should we eat?"
Van asked her feet
"Maybe some beet-nicks?"
Allie responded,
"Suck my dick."
"Good one," Van said
And proceeded to chop off Allie's head
However, Allie moved quick
Van chopped off her own dick
"Ow!" exclaimed Van
"I'm no longer a man!"
Said Allie:
"I put your dick in a can."
Comments
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lol funny
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too wild!! I'm holding onto my man parts with one hand as I type with the other!!! OUCH! what's for dinner tonight??
KP
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genius
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amazing
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