What do you like to put peanut butter on instead of bread? The planet Venus.
Are you easily tempted? If so, what is the one thing that gets you every time? Appeals to my vanity.
What is your favorite ‘rain-day’ movie? American Graffiti.
How many pizza slices have you eaten in one sitting? Let’s face it, honey – I’m a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree kind of girl!
If you could peek into the diaries of five famous people (living) who would they be? More to the point, which five famous people would I want peeking into mine! But if it were to be as you suggest, how about:
Peter Mandelson “Today I reported back to my Lizard Lords that the earth is now totally subjugated to their will HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
Beyonce Knowles “Okay I know this is weird, but I just can’t get Mike Myers out of my mind…”
Fidel Castro “Yo se que es loco, pero quiero mucho bailar la salsa!“
Todd Palin “… and she made me wear it again last night.”
And seriously Carol-Ann Duffy, because I would love to know how a real poet’s mind works.
What is one habit you wish you didn’t have? The tendency to lapse into slavering road-rage.
You have just won the lottery!! Name three immediate indulges. Firstly I would count it with a gleam in my eye “…It’s mine… all mine… mine, I tell you! I’m rich… rich! MU-HU-HUR-HA-HA-HA!” Secondly I’d go out and get myself a decent pair of Levi 501s. Thirdly… um… I think I’d do the counting thing again.
What do you always forget to do at least twice a week? I can’t remember.
Name three AP Poets you would like to see juggling cream pies. I’d settle for ecrivain01 and any other two at random.
Name three AP Poets you would like to see first thing in the morning. Excuse me – are you crazy? I’m not having any AP poets see me first thing in the morning!
What is your favorite charity? The Self-Preservation Society.
Name four things in your immediate range of vision. screen, keyboard, mouse, mouse mat.
What one vegetable will never pass between your lips? The greater spiny cucumber of Omicron V.
What sound annoys you the most? My own voice.
Name one person in your life who makes you laugh the hardest. A lady called Lesley.
What is your favorite board game? Chasing the company secretary round the board room with a bread-knife.
What is your least favorite chore to do during the week? Ironing. It is pan-dimensional. I swear I iron clothes we haven’t got, or iron the same thing three times.
Who gave you the best kiss of your life? My first love.
What job would you be horrible at and why? Prime Minister – I’m too cool.
Name two places you would never go again (and why). North London and South London – because they’re in London.
The one fictional character in a book or movie you wish would come to life to spend a day with you? Elizabeth Bennet.
Do you shop for bargains or are you an impulse shopper? Depends whether I’m manic or depressed.
What is the best thing about camping? Avoiding it at all costs.
Tell us one ‘unknown’ fact about yourself. Would that be a known unknown or an unknown unknown?
What is one thing you never understood? Escape velocity. (I know – boring answer)
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wow...you really are interesting 
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Good luck in Lane's contest. 
