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Jumping off the bandwagon (not a poem)

1.    What do you like to put peanut butter on instead of bread?
YUCK peanut butter!!!
But have you tried cold Yorkshire pudding with black treacle?

2.    Are you easily tempted?  If so, what is the one thing that gets you every time? 
Not half! One thing??? too many things
Hmmmm, anything sweet probably, just one more biscuit anyone?
       
3.    What is your favourite ‘rain-day’ movie?
Chicken run

4.    How many pizza slices have you eaten in one sitting?
err none ...

5.    If you could peek into the diaries of five famous people (living) who
        would they be?     
Not really nosey but maybe Stephen Hawking, Dita von Teese, David Attenborough, Henry Allingham (oldest surviving WW1 veteran) and Dalaney

6.    What is one habit you wish you didn’t have?
Falling asleep before going to bed (especially in the bath) but not in bed.

7.    You have just won the lottery!!  Name three immediate indulges

Hmmmmmm
A very large box of Thornton's toffee
A very expensive night out at Venus
And an air ticket ...

8.    What do you always forget to do at least twice a week?

Go to bed (see above)
9.      Name three AP Poets you would like to see juggling cream pies

ummmm
Mairi, there has to be something she can't do
Allan there has to be something he can do (j/k)
Me I'll do anything for a  laugh

10.    Name three AP Poets you would like to see first thing in the morning

Dalaney Amera and ...


11.    What is your favorite charity?

Comic Relief (UK umbrella charity see my poems about Red Nose Day)

12.    Name four things in your immediate range of vision

A wooden aeroplane with a non-stop propeller, three laser pointers, about 2000 books and a pint cup I was given as a joke present on leaving Kodak


13.    What one vegetable will never pass between your lips?

Sprouts

14.    What sound annoys you the most?

people listening on in ear headphones set too loud tish tish tish tish tish insessantly for hour upon hour upon hour

15.    Name one person in your life who makes you laugh the hardest

My daughter

16.    What is your favorite board game?

Scrabble

17.    What is your least favorite chore to do during the week?

completing footprints tickets

18.    Who gave you the best kiss of your life?

A secretary at Kodak, Jackie, one Christmas

19.    What job would you be horrible at and why?

too many to mention, anything requiring me to do the same meticulously accurate thing over and over again

20.    Name two places you would never go again (and why)

Chislehurst Caves (I was terrified there as a child) Madam Toussaud's (I hate waxworks with a passion)

21.    The one fictional character in a book or movie you wish would come to
        life and spend a day with?

Jessica Rabbit

22.    Do you shop for bargains or are you an impulse shopper?

Both I search out the cheapest source for things I want then waste the saving on rubbish

23.    What is the best thing about camping?

The stars

24.    Tell us one ‘unknown’ fact about yourself

Hard, I think everything is known.

25.    What is one thing you never understood?

Jealousy

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  • Dalaney gold member
    June 3

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    Fascinating...I found quite a few things I never

    knew about you...like waxworks...they are so

    creepy!  And you don't like sprouts? I love sprouts

    Thanx for entering...hope you had fun

     

    love, lane 


  • nordicsky silver member
    May 28

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    I’m a sucker for surveys and I should have known better than to spend ages filling this in. By the time I had completed it Lane had closed the competition. I think Lane was just being nosey; she probably has a filing cabinet stuffed with details of all the AP poets.

    4 There is a lot of horrible pizza out there but when it’s done well it is delicious, especially pepperoni.

    18 Christmas parties can be full of surprises.

    21 OMG. Jessica rabbit? "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

    Regards, Peter


  • Emmyb gold member
    May 25
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    chicken run?

    no pizza?

    scrabble.........makes sense

  • 1.

    3. I'm in favour of anything that gets Mel Gibson shot out of a cannon.

    5., 10. Amazing how many men put Dalaney.

    9. Okay, you got me, I can't juggle cream pies. I won't even try if you put me in the same pie-juggling arena as Allan anyhow! The guy deals from the bottom of the pie.

    21. Bloody typical!

    25. It's a tango, written by Jacob Gade in 1925. What's so hard to understand about that?


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