You say I'm hard to handle
Well bless your little heart
My dear you should be grateful
My wisdom I'll now impart
You say I am slovenly
But oh no thats not true!
The casual look is in
You just never had a clue
You think that I ignore you
But girl you sure are wrong
Your always in my thoughts dear
Alone how could I carry on
Thats why I'm always calling
Because I love you so
Bring a sandwich and a cold beer
And watch my affection grow
You say I think you're ugly
I can't imagine that!
I always compliment you
Saying "God girl you look phat"!
Then later in the bedroom
You'll demand some foreplay
And by the time you're ready
I can see the light of day!
Then at the morning table
You complain I'm late again
But I smile and kiss you goodbye
Though your voice rattles my brain
So see what a catch I am
That you are so lucky
I am tolerant and patient
You should be grateful you have me
Author notes
This is a great contest! I hope this is what you were looking for.
A contest entry
- ESTROGEN MIGHT Versus TESTERONE PLIGHT Spoken Word, RAP, & SLAM by ears2hearyou.
950 points, ended June 5, 53 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Congrats on the bronze shiny!
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Thanks blue!
I had alot of fun with this contest. All 3 parts just came out one after the other. Its all the ladies fault! 
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welcome to the finalist list
judging today!
if we (Swanny boy) and I don't kill each other first!
ears
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I liked your piece but, I guess I come from the other side cause when you did the bring me a sandwich thing, I would have gave you a good one, if you know what I mean. yeah You definitely need a good old fashioned whupping. Maybe a couple of days of yard work in 90 degree heat followed by 20 below nights would get your mind right. I loved your flow.good luck in the contest.
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great write here my friend. that'll teach'em to honor us..lol good luck.
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ouuuuch.....ouuuuuuuch....
this poet seems to be overdue a firm bare butt spanking!
and we the estrogen might girls are just the ones
to do it.......
oh..that's right you're too busy right now
doing our .......honey do list.....
and oh by the way.......if you're foreplay
wasn't so hot...we wouldn't keep it up until the light
of day!
purrr..purrr...purrr
ears/Seattle
excellent!
great flow
fearless and bold
and I bet a mature lover wrote this....
he cut straight to the chase!
but is he ladies the LAST MAN STANDING...
hmmm....we'll see!
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You have me singing "Hard to Handle" by the Black Crowes ...
"God girl, you look phat!" ahhhhh ... how the truth can be so deceptive.
That's 'P' 'H' phat ... yep yep.
Good show and nice smack.
~S
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phat lol thats asian hey for good slay them bro luv it s heating up better make the sandwhich a taostie and the beer .. change to flaming sambooka
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Enjoyable Read
Darling this poem filled with just the right amount of angst certainly gets right to the heart of the matter darling I am thinking this is a clever piece especially the casual look I burst out laughing when I read that stanza it was well penned darling. I enjoyed reading you so very much good luck in contest my heartfelt thank you.
Lady E
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Classic!! l.o.l. i love this! kudos my friend, this was a slap that should wake them from their dream state!! l.o.l. that 'beer n sandwhich' thig was super clever! l.o.l. excellent!
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very nice...
"Bring a sandwich and a cold beer
And watch my affection grow"
this was classic. Best of luck.
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haha yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
haha you're funny!!!
You say I am slovenly
But oh no thats not true!
The casual look is in
You just never had a clue
that's my favorite
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I don't even know what to say.. lol.. so have a clappy
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Nice write
This captured that scenario so well. Enjoyed reading it.
Good luck my friend!
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Haha! This is great! Helped me to see things a little from the male point of view
Well done.
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