1. What do you like to put peanut butter on instead of bread? My finger
2. Are you easily tempted? I am not easily tempted. “…and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from eeeeeeee-vil…”
If so, what is the one thing that gets you every time? I said I wasn’t “easily” tempted so I’ll answer as to what has the strongest pull: Mermaids
3. What is your favorite ‘rain-day’ movie? One of the older movies will pique my interest – something that makes me pay attention.
4. How many pizza slices have you eaten in one sitting? Four or five
5. If you could peek into the diaries of five famous people (living) who would they be? Clint Eastwood, Nancy Pelosi, Billy Graham, President Ahmandinijad of Iran, Fidel Castro
6. What is one habit you wish you didn’t have? Sticking my tongue out when the screw won’t go in straight.
7. You have just won the lottery!! Name three immediate indulges: I’d take a shower with the one I love, then I’d take her to dinner, then I’d share a chocolate bar, a couch and a poem with her. Money will never change me.
8. What do you always forget to do at least twice a week? If I don’t write it down, there are lots of things but I can’t think of anything I forget omn a regular basis. My livelihood depends upon remembering details.
9. Name three AP Poets you would like to see juggling cream pies Dalaney for sure, Bukowski (just to hear the string of expletives), and Rowan
10. Name three AP Poets you would like to see first thing in the morning Dalaney, Dalaney, and well, you know, Dalaney.
11. What is your favorite charity? My church
12. Name four things in your immediate range of vision My stack of relationship books (fascinates me), The little paper pencil holder my youngest son made for Christmas for me wrapped in pink construction paper, a red ribbon and green string of beads, garland around it (gaudy as heck but it’s spay-shul to me), one of my Bibles
13. What one vegetable will never pass between your lips? Arugala yuck, should be considered a weed.
14. What sound annoys you the most? the screech of Hillary Clinton
15. Name one person in your life who makes you laugh the hardest. Dalaney
16. What is your favorite board game? Scrabble – not too many people to play it with though…
17. What is your least favorite chore to do during the week? Flossing my teeth because I have a lot to floss and it must be done every day – a big investment to protect
18. Who gave you the best kiss of your life? I am still looking forward to it.
19. What job would you be horrible at and why? Any job that exclusively involves setting behind a desk. I love writing but after a while I gotta get up and move!
20. Name two places you would never go again (and why). Across the border into Mexico, unless it’s a resort….and Alamosa Colorado – they make mushroom based fertilizer there, one of the foulest smelling smells on earth. It also has horrific sand storms.
21. The one fictional character in a book or movie you wish would come to
life to spend a day with you? The genie in Aladin
22. Do you shop for bargains or are you an impulse shopper? Bargains, definitely. I shop for groceries in a place that buys up dented canned food, expired date food, health food that didn’t “catch on” in the market, and the weirdest food you’ve never heard of. Sometime I’ll write a poem or two on it.
23. What is the best thing about camping? A shared fire (take that aaaaany way you want.).
24. Tell us one ‘unknown’ fact about yourself. I will do that but I first have to be invited.
25. What is one thing you never understood? Why she doesn’t invite me…
A contest entry
- Jumping On The Questionnaire Bandwagon by Dalaney.
750 points, ended June 4, 44 entries
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Clever ... fill in the blanks
Answer in riddles .... Attract Jokers. Joke was on me. To partake in a show, you need to take part in the audition. Too many applicants for this show - This could of been an expensive audition to partake in. UPFRONT PARTICIPANT. -
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hehe.
You see how we all pretend here?
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Ok, you have all of these, why are you still looking? Having fun? I supose if it's too good to be true ...... it isn't. gentle words breaks down a rigid defense - but you already know that.
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You are invited...
to share one "unknown" fact about yourself with me, via private APmail. However, I suspect I'm not the one from whom you wish an invitation.
A nice read. Nice to learn more about you.
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well, you must know you got a few smiles out of me with your answers...
#14 (i KNEW she must sound awful) #23 - har har owwwww!! got too close to the fire
I loved all your replies and I thank you for having a good enough sense of humor to take the time to fill this out.
Love, Lane
PS: You would not want to see me first thing in the morning, btw...
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I'm kind of glad to read this and get to know you better.
Love,
Amera♥
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I loved getting to know you! you are very intersting!
Blessings
Rend
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Thank you Rend!
Paul
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you made me drop my pies... lol.
Too funny. These are such fun to read!
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What flavor are those pies mmmmmm Hope they didn't have too great a distance to fall.
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Banana, what else? lol. As for the height, I always juggle pies from my roof, naked... doesn't everyone?
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2. Oh you crawler!
10. Oh you absolute crawler!
15. No comment!
Me? I wanted to spare her blushes. Plus I think my g/f reads this website.
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HAHAHA! Hey originally I had #5 to read that I wanted to look in your diary - good thing I edited it otherwise I'd REALLY be a crawler right? You are famous right?
That's okay, I knew this whole "kissin cousin" thing was done in strict secrecy. lol (psst, I won't tell)
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Oh hardy har har! Sheesh!
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Hey don't wait till you're almost dead for that best kiss.
Neat answers
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Hey, I go for quality, not quantity.
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Practice makes perfect. Or like Babe Ruth keep swinging till you knock it out of the park...LOL
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Ah, so your obsessed with the Mermaid, which is only a shame as there are so many who adore her too-and who couldn't but adore her- loved no12 with the pencil pot made by your youngest, don't those things our children make become priceless artefacts to us and lol at spending the day with the genie for it would be interesting to witness all those wishes being granted
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Thank you for stopping by to get to know me Yvette.
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OOoooh the Virgin Mary. That's a good one! Hahah omg I do the tongue thing too! I'm not alone! I've never even heard of Arugala but I'll stay away!
I love you for number 14.
The Genie from Aladdin was AWESOME!
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Well, I had to change all five of the answers to #5 iincluding the Virgin Mary because I didn't pay attention to the rules that state "living" people. Arugela leaves are supposed to be fried and eaten with bacon sprinkles?? never worked for me.
Thanks for reading me.
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Well in that case I will second Clint Eastwood!
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lol Shameless devotion here too funny C
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