Pony's, penis, pennies and peonies.
They have pee in common.
Peonies, posies,
Illiteracy at its best.
The greatest laugh was when
Penis dawned,
Tis true root meaning,
Within my minds reasoning,
Pony's, peonies, balls and baloney.
Surely penis is decent simplicity.
Penalized.. when realized can mean only one thing.
Penis, peonies.
Penalized, just raw but legalised
to appear civillized.
You've been fucked.
Author notes
The first time this dawned on me I cracked up,coz I study languages,and root meanings..etc.
Called my father up and said,Daddy,you know how close we are and I give you respect but don't you think this can only mean this.He was in stitches.
A contest entry
- Adult Humor PIC # 4 by BluesMan.
700 points, ended May 25, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think ? please bear in mind that i'm not a poet though i am willing to learn and appreciate constructive criticism.I also do all this on a mobile phone,and it's difficult. Thanks.
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Yeah lmao! Good one! Ah y'know the pen is mightier than the sword... what one little space can do!
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Merci
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Appreciated!
S.
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Etymology can be a humours affair. Funny observation.
For instance, here is an excerpt I found on the term "dildo":
'a meaningless word used in the refrains of popular songs. Obs. "Delicate burthens of dildos and fadings." Shakespeare {exact -- 1911}. By the 1913 edition, the word took on another meaning: (Dil"do), n. (Bot.) A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii). "
*laughs*
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Lol
I still have PMS.
Lol.
Thanks for sharing that.
Intriguing and great food 4 thought.
Mmm,the column..phallus?
Cactus..mmm, Dick? _dil do,lol.
This is interesting!
Hilarious too.
Wow 12 reward,
I'll let u know evrytym pms sets in so i can unleash it out on you.just kidding.
Thanks.
Enjoy your weekend!
S.
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FEATURED IT FOR YOU IT IS SOMETHING REALLY
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this is HILARIOUS AND OUT OF THIS WORLD
DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD THIS SENSE OF HUMOR AND THE PUNCHLINE HEHEHEHEEH LOL YOU ARE SO WITTY, OOOH OOOH OOH WRITE A FEW OF THESE PLEASE, OF COURSE IN ADDITION TO THAT IT IS BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN MY DEAR
THUMBS UP
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Oui
I honestly cant remember what i was doing that day. Either playing word games alone,reading,nd then it struck me,nd I just crackd up.
Merci Cherie.
Hope u had a good day!
Bisoux
S.
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l.o.l.
crazy funny!! can't believe i missed this one!! your humor is so apparent, great write my friend!
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Beware
Lest you get penalized!
Lol
Thanks.
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This is so very funny! What great alliteration!
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Say whatty ?
You tryin to frazzle up my already bacon non kosher shroomy brain.lol.
Alliteration,anticipation,constipation,alleviation,shuks,lol,
This is like walking into Valentino,the pants are too long,their all sucking up,and call the alliteration lady,oops,dat was meant to be
Allterations.
Thanks..
S.
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this is funny! a lot of Ps in this. great job on this.
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Fank u
Thanks,no one can convince me that it duznt mean jus that!
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You're a nut! This is halarious!
Love,
Amera
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LOL
Thanks,
I know,quite sad
really.In school,before I had to give up Ballet,one of the productions I was in was "The Nutcracker",and it's one of my faves too.
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Baby, this cracked me the hell up. I can't wait to tell someone they've been penalized.
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I think me can help.
Maybe you should use it on those testosterized wankers that you've already castrated so brilliantly.
Your next slam
Title-Gypsyz Eunuks.lol
Then we just might have a batalion of post testosterone cunilingus drones.
Hehe.
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needed a good laugh thank you for that..you've been fucked..loved it
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Thanks
Glad u laughed.
No I havent been fu*d in ages. Lol.
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I liked this poem. It really has a nice rhythm and flowing music going on in it, especially the p's. And the "You been fucked" part was clever. Overall, good poem
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This was a great play on words. Very clever and funny as well. Thank you for entering the contest.
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Thanks
Thank you again,for all the advice and construction help after the contest ended.
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a good piece of poetry which you have penned, ah i wish i could say this is the first time i have seen the word penis in a poem but it is not, it is funny though, yeah fucked by the system
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i came from a penal colony, lost the pen an l lol your so clever just love u
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Lol
If anyones funny
Glenn..it's got to be you mate.
Ta.
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I'll never look at a penalty in hockey the same way again!
This was hilarious!
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