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Breaking Wind- the Ugly Side of Beautiful

so there's this vampire guy and this human girl...
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.
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Oh, bite me, suck me, you rock-hard stud!
Sorry, gurl, I’m too busy sparkling.

But you’re ripping my heart out, you perfect piece of meat…
I can’t live without you!

Hang on a sec, you shallow bimbo,
I’m looking at myself in the mirror…

Alright then, I’ll just play you off on my werewolf bf…

Wha?


Ah, every teen girl’s dream-
guys drooling over her, hopelessly in love,
being strung along like lobotomized puppets...
(perfect-specimen supernatural guys, of course)

and the ability to be so continental about it;

Nothing like losing oneself in good-ol’ fantasy-empowerment
(right up Hollywood's alley)
before going back to hiding under the desk at school…

Author notes

"Breaking Wind" is a play on "Breaking Dawn", the fourth installment of the Twilight series;

I guess you can say this piece brings out the ugly side of beautiful in two separate scenarios...

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  • individuality gold member
    May 27

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    ah yes, the vampire and wearwolf imagery, or anything gothic really, it's all in reflected thoughts, scribbled during math on the inside of an eye, a good piece.


    • wbiro gold member
      May 27
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      sounds like you aren't familiar with the Twilight teen romance quadrilogy (my term!)(and I guess you're a bit removed from 'teen romance' lol)- the second movie is in the works already... it's not Gothic, which is one of its pluses- the author was quite original with a tired old theme...


  • DeJaBlue
    May 26

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    OH....(catches breath)...this is great! Nice play off of Twilight. Hilarious!


    • wbiro gold member
      May 26

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      thanks, I was supposed to bang on Twilight, but I actually liked the series lol... but peering deep into it psychologically, I found something, a chink in its armor...

      • DeJaBlue
        May 27
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        I liked it too, but ...


        • wbiro gold member
          May 27
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          she did throw in some adult humor over the kid's heads, lol, like when the girl says to the vamp-stud, "bite me"...


          • DeJaBlue
            May 27
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            Yeah ...it was those little subtleties that did it...I believe there were more in the book than the movie though..


  • Tarja
    May 24

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    Hells to the ya! This was grand. You got me to laugh and in such a creative way! Thank you so much for this. I found it hilarious!! <33 Good luck!


  • white stone
    May 23

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    You... did not... just write a Twilight poem!!!!
    "Sorry, gurl, I'm too busy sparkling."
    Oh, man, that is CLASSIC!


    • wbiro gold member
      May 23
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      lol on that clown pic... Twilight poem... yes, well, I confess, I wrote another, but, unlike the series, it bombed...


  • LAPoe gold member
    May 23

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    When will girls ever learn that vampires are interested in one thing and one thing only...

    a movie gig.

    you thought I was going to say blood, didn't you?

    hehehhehe...oh this sucks... but in a really,, really
    good way!!!

    laurie

    • wbiro gold member
      May 23
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      and I'll be you were bracing for a gastro-intestinal problem... lol


  • misticmoonlite gold member
    May 23
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    well this shows the other side of beautiful,lol good luck ...

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