I fear nothing in this vampire life

Nothing can harm me
I fought in the civil war army
No one has evr killed me before
God this life is such a bore

When you hear a bump in night
Better stay in bed cause i've taken flight
Watch out kiddies it's time to feed this beast
Nothing will save you in the least

Being a vampire has it's perks
then again I get to munch on the twerps
I love the taste of blood at night
It makes me grin when you take fright

Nothing has ever killed me not even a stake
Shit I even got beat with a fucking rake
Guess what ya little punk
I think you hit a damn skunk

I'll behave just this once
but you better think twice ya dunce
once ya piss me off your at an end
I'll feast off your blood just around the fucking bend

So take a good whiff
cause this is where you lie
I'll drink your blood til you die
just one more thing before I fly
"I FEAR NOTHING IN THIS VAMPIRE LIFE"