"This is Bullsheep!"
Come inside, don't be afraid to shake a hand or two
Now follow me and take a seat, we saved one just for you
So welcome home, my fellow man to your new family
This fruitless life has made you ill and we're the remedy
Oh praise the lord, yes, praise the lord! We lift his name on high
Can you afford the grand reward, the castle in the sky?
Deceivers, non-believers, sinners, social deviants
The prime directive is to fix your disobedience
So disregard what you have learned from your experience
And we'll assimilate you with profound expedience
Oh praise our god, yes, praise Jehovah! Holy trinity
The great unearthly Casanova nobody can see
We'll give you an assignment that you'll fail to contemplate
You'll forfeit hard earned dollars to the gold collection plate
You're paying for the hand of god to save you from your hell
The loneliness of living that we know so very well
Oh lord of lords, the king of kings, come down for all to see!
Let anyone whose hearing come and drink life's water free
Your sins are all forgiven just as long as you repent
But only in the form of cash or check at ten percent
So dig a little deeper to the bottom of your banks
And misconstrue the teachings while we rise within your ranks
Deny the lord, deny the lord! Do not become his sheep
Just filter out the jargon and the truth is yours to keep!
5/11/09
Author notes
"Pay attention to yourselves and to all the flock."
-Acts, 20:28
Before anyone gets all huffy and puffy:
My JW Kingdom Hall had three weekly services,
the longest being Tuesday night with three hours
of mindless banter spewed from the lying lips
of an unbelievably monotonous and uncharismatic bore,
carrying an Elder title. Now, having sat quietly through
1,820 hours of service over the course of seven years
(not counting special events, circuit overseers, etc.),
I think I've earned the merit to slander their organization.
Comments
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Ha ha! Well said!
I get so frustrated when I read all the "Praise God to the Highest Heavens' bullsheep (nicely put!)...so it's a pleasure of the highest order to read this...someon'e got it sussed for what it is!
Good on you, Sweet Pea!
Fab rhythm and rhyme ~ you're on the hot tomale train bound for great things, methinks!
Keep up the great work!
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Amen dear cousin, amen!!!
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Who cares if anyone gets huffy puffy...you keep being you and I don't need no explanations...
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