Things to Do On Earth
Hang glide over the Grand Canyon.
Build a tree-house in a Giant Redwood.
Dive off the Statue of Liberty.
Roll a snowball down Mt. Everest.
Paint the White House beige.
Take the bottom brick out of an Egyptian pyramid, and when it collapses, say, "clean-up on aisle five."
Dam the Amazon. Drain the Nile.
Spray paint "Kilroy Was Here" on the Great Wall of China.
Change your name to Kilroy.
Rearrange the letters on the HOLLYWOOD sign to say "OO DOLL WHY."
Hot tub in Antarctica.
Have a birthday party at the Taj Mahal.
Author notes
This was an assignment to make a "Things to Do..." List for John Reinhard's Poetry class at U.A.F. in 2002. He was one of the best professors I ever had.
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