Fial

Well, I dunno 'bout you but life's pretty rough
can seem to make anything other than mistakes.

My friend, Rob, you see,
was being very lazy
I was reading aloud, I saw this word, thought
"ok, say it right, it's easy so you ought to"
unfortunately, eyes and mouth don't always mix with science
"so the the unicellular orgasm..." Well, only one letter off?

Skip! 2:30 in the afternoon
at an audition for dance, people acting like loons
I go up with a group, I wasn't ready!
They did a half turn, but I did a 360
facing the judges I smiled and quickly turned
a nice shade of crimson, and fell on my ass.

Is it my fault? should I be blamed?
I wake up to early to catch the buses they send, can't
they give a little leeway?

Not too long after I learned out to ride
a bicycle you see, a secret i don't need to hide
yet, I learned so much!
Did you know that at the beginning of every curb
there's a bush!? This bush is hard to miss,
they're like a giant prickley magnet.

The next day, had a concert
but lo, to my luck, i lost my voice
as we went up to sing, I sung the first note and
suddenly my voice was no longer there, up on stage
lip syncing to the other girls, later
everyone said we sounded great, sans mon parole.

This poem in itself is a fail!
I sigh in disappointment, but still giggle
I lost the rhyme somewhere in here.
Please don't judge off of technique, but
did I even cause you to smile?

If i didnt, this is a triple fail.