Come on now let’s shake a leg, you’re not too old I feel;
a birthday is a thing to celebrate,
a virtual party’s what we’ll have, a real one’s just no deal,
I’m sure that you don’t want to have to wait.
We’ll hire a club and DJ and make sure the bar’s well stocked
a plentiful supply of party food,
the men in black tuxedos and the ladies will be frocked,
the lighting will be dimmed to set the mood.
The birthday girl’s a lady, so for her we’ll hit the heights
pull out all the stops to entertain,
before the strippers come on stage we’ll brighten all the lights
so seeing them in focus is no strain!
She can have the pick of any man no matter what his size
to waltz her round the floor in proper style,
she’s beautiful to all of them, you’ll see it in their eyes
I hope this birthday party ‘s made her smile.
So stow away the cribbage and the chess and all the rest
put on your party dress, let’s have some fun,
you’re not dead yet, you’ve many years of that I’m sure you’re blest,
let’s have some tea and welcome in the sun!



Lita



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