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Once Believed

I once believed in myths,
like wishing upon a falling star,
72 have fallen wish stays the same,
were the fuck is my new car?

Once believed if you follow a,
rainbow to the end there is a pot of Gold,
Started the journey at the age of 12,
I am now 68 years old.

Once believed in wishing wells,
throw in your change and wish away,
go home and there is still that,
dam phone bill that I got to pay.

Once believed in the 4 leaf clover,
finding one will bring you much luck,
well I have still not won the fucking lottery,
yep my life is still one great big suck.

Once believed in the rabbits foot,
hung it around my neck,
fat lot of good the bastard done,
when I was involved in that 5 car wreck.

Once Believed in the wishbone,
Snap it see who gets the bigger half,
ate dinner choked on the turkey,
when a friend made me laugh.

Myths they may work for some,
may bring you fortune, love or wealth,
and for the people it has brought this to,
WELL YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF :-)


Author notes

This was just something I came up with out of boredom, and also tonight a friend and I seen a falling star she is foolish enough to believe and well you seen my take on the hole myth thing, this is not a poem bagging people out who believe in that kind of stuff believe in what you believe, its just wrote out of humor

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  • Topekahntr
    August 16

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    Made me laugh at the end.

    Irreverent, spicy, and on track. I would have liked it better at the end if you had found a way to tie it to a guarantee and brought the narrative poem full circle.


  • Raining Kisses silver member
    June 7
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    OMG JAMES
    THIS IS JUST SO DELICIOUSLY GOOD
    YOUR WORK IS SOO TIGHT RIGHT NOW
    IM LOVIN IT
    T


  • Legend silver member
    May 18

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    Hi Son long time no see. What a great return I love every word.Humour will always pave the way to a brighter day. this one did it for me
    Take care
    Dad


  • Manda Kathryn Greeters member
    May 17

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    It is nice to see you write something James! Been too long.
    As always I love your wicked sense of humour

    Hope you're good
    Stay safe
    Love ya
    ~Manda


  • Sandygram
    May 17

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    Hello James

    Hi. It was so nice to hear from you. son. I hope all has been well with you.
    This was a funny poem you have penned. I think the best writes come out of being bored. You take care. and have a great day. Hugs and Smiles. Love Ya, Mum

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