They walked outside the chapel
Hand in hand
Her hair was wreathed with flowers
His eyes brimmed with joyous tears
Her Dress flowed like a white river
His vest shown silver as the moon
They were showered by seeds
As they got into the car
She told her mother to get her father
She wanted to kiss him good-bye
Father came round to the side of the car
The photographer captured the kiss...
and the condom on the antenna
and "SEX, SEX, SEX!" on the window behind the sentimental scene.
Author notes
This happened tonight actually. 
hope you at least chuckle!
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Comments
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thats hilarious...wow...
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haha,
SO humorous.
ahh i loved it. -
bout damn time someone got it perfect
lmfao!!! ahhhh.... perfect
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haha wow, that's funny
probably embarrassing maybe, but nonetheless, someone's got a good sense of humor
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