What's the Matter?

Tic tack
Pitter patter
Mix match
What's the matter?

How you doing
What's the deal
How, I ask,
Do you feel?

In the dumps
Downtown
Looking
All around
Sorry to say
I don't mean to be rude
But you won't find any
Food.

Tic tack
Pitter patter
Mix match
What's the matter?

Oh
I'm sorry to hear
That you lost that baby
Last year
I didn't know
About the show
It got censored
On TV
Last fall
Just about now.

Tic Tack
Pitter patter
Mix match
What's the matter?

Weights
In your chest
You think it's anxiety
How about cancer
Of the lungs
Hanging from
The last three rungs.

Tic tack
Pitter patter
Mix match
What's the matter?

Sorry to say
I may be gay
But that's all right
That's ok
I'm done pumping your gas today.

You've been mean
You've been cruel
Why don't you go
Back to school
Learn some manners
Learn some class
I'm highly tempted
To kick your ass
For all your ways
Against us gays
I'm sick and tired
Of being tired
Of these bad feelings.

Tic tack
Pitter patter
Mix match
What's the matter?

Tomorrow's a new day
So let's all say
Hey,
How are you today?