I'm The Clown In The Cartoon

"Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?", said the reporter to the clown.
"Not at all, go ahead, I'd like to help you but I'm new in town", said the clown.
"Okay then!  Yesterday morning, between the hours of 1 and 3, what were you doing?", asked the reporter.  The clown rolled his eyes and juggled the question in his mind and then said, "you did mean in the morning correct?".  And calmly the reporter said, "yes, in the morning before the sun came up".  "That's easy", said the clown.  "I was downstairs thinking about going upstairs but I couldn't find my slipper that Max was chewing on while I was washing dishes in the washing machine".    "What!  You wash your dishes in the washing machine?  Do you mean the dishwasher machine?".    The reporter rudely interrupted.  "No!  I mean the washing machine.  I always wash my dishes in the washing machine, ever since my drum broke when Max ran into my drum set and put a big hole in my little drum and a little hole in my big drum and bent all the cymbals and now they don't clang".  Puzzled by the answer the clown gave him but wasn't sure if he should ask but he did anyway.  "Why do you put the dishes in the washing machine exactly?  Is it because you like to listen to the noise?"  "Noise!"  What noise?  I don't hear any noise.  Do you hear any noise?".  The clown then asked.  "No!  Not now!".  Said the reporter.  "That's good, I was beginning to worry a lot about your silly questions and wondering if you're ever going to start asking the right ones?".  "The right ones, you mean I've been asking the wrong questions?".  Asked the reporter as he begins to scratch his head with a questioning look on his face.  "Of course your questions are wrong because my answers never are", said the clown.  "And if you'd like to know my real name I'll tell you, but first you must ask".  So the reporter asked, "okay clown!  What's your real name?".  "I really don't like people calling me clown, and some people call me Motor Cycle, but my real name is Car Toon!".