Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Once upon a time, in a land far away
Lived a 17 year old princess with golden locks
Her name was something unusual, and unique I must say
Princess Consuela Bananahammock, a gem to all the Jocks

Her hair was shiny and soft
The guys would tell you true
When she walked by they'd cough
"I wanna marry you!"

She'd brush them off
With a sway of her hand
She'd flip her hair and scoff
She was a girl of demand

No one seemed to tickle her fancy
And surely no immature jock
She knew saying no was a little chancy
But she was the girl with the golden locks

Every guy would love to have her
Every girl envied her beauty
For why, I'm not sure
She was certainly very snooty

Then came time for the Summer Dance
And Princess Consuela Bananahammock said "no" to every guy
She stood her ground, in her perfect little stance
While she said to them, "good-bye!"

Then she realized she was lonely that night
With no one to go with her to the dance
All the other guys had dates, that's right!
Princess Consuela Bananahammock, you snooty pants!!