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Emo Snark, BABY!

So...
        I know a guy named Chris Nemo.

Dang, he was so emo. EMO!

                                                                He always listened to screamo.

He wrote poetry like this:

my life...
it is an eternal pit of doom...
never to be solved.
never to break free.
the light is so far away.
my heart bleeds with my desire of happiness...
to be happy...
it is such a stupid wish...
my life...
it sucks.

So I tried to cheer up this weirdo.

                                                  Didn't end up good, though.

So I yelled to the world, "QUIT BEING SO EMO! IT'S ANNOYING!"


the end.


Author notes

Obviously a little snarky poem about people who are "emo" and just complain about life.
There's drugs you can get from your doctor for that, you know.

I haven't been here forever and I had this saved on my computer from a while ago.

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  • Joe Savage
    June 24
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    For a snarky write, it was rather funny.


  • angelfalls.silently
    May 24

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    UH

    EMO PPL SUFFER ALOT IN LIFE! WE DO TRY TO BE NORMAL AND ITS ALSO CALLED DEPRESSED! AND WE DONT CHOOSE TO BE EMO OR FEEL PAIN OR SUFFER WE JUST DO! funny poem though!


  • ixtli
    May 12

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    Haha. It IS definitely snarky. Sadly, sometimes my poems turn out a little emo. It's never intentional. They just drift that way. Then again, some of my other poems are definitely the opposite of emo.