There is a nasty shoe behind the toilet
I know not from where it has come
It is not mine or my peoples
perhaps it has come from a slum?
I looked at that shoe for an hour
or maybe it was a minute or two
and then i had this crazy idea
I will sell this wet shoe to you!
For 5 dollars and cents 72,
This pee filled shoe can belong to you
i dont know what colour it is now
but at one time im sure it was blue...
And maybe you just do not want it
and I should put it on amazon or ebay
This thing is really giving me the creeps
I just want a place for it to stay!
A contest entry
- FOR SALE ~~ Funny poems about unlikely items for sale by Melodies.
700 points, ended May 17, 11 entries
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Thank you
You did it. You made me smile. That is fucking great. lol.
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OH MY GOSH...
This poem reminds me that I should do some housecleaning! 
WOW... and how funny is this poem?? VERY VERY VERY! lol 
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mmmmm tasty!!
I love how its funny and macarbe and political all at the same time.
Very fresh (unlike the shoe) -
Funny poem, but that "meat shoe" is actually one hell of a piece of social commentary. Good job. Sold! Tell Indie he can bring his bat by to contest the purchase- in seventy five weeks, when I get my pot gunk.
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that's mine i have been looking for it everywhere, i still have the other one here, that's behind my toilet, i used to have the pair there for guests to wear as slippers when they stayed over. - a good fun poem
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