My Infra-Red Kitty
Once I had a kitty cat
his name was 'Infra-Red'
and all over the kitchen floor,
mud from outside he'd tread.
I also had a goldfish who
was happy in his bowl
till Infra-Red cat scooped him out
and swallowed him down whole.
I had a budgie bird as well
who lived inside his cage
but Infra-Red broke down his door
and made my budgie rage
He really was a naughty cat
I had to tell him off.
He never changed one little bit;
at Mum and dad he’d scoff
One day he spotted George’s rat
and chased him through the house.
It ran as fast as it could go
and jumped inside Mums blouse.
She screamed “Help! Get it out of here!”
Dad’s hand reached in and took
the rat and threw it out the door.
Poor Mum’s whole body shook.
But Infra-Red he got so mad,
he tried to scratch and bite.
I told him that he must behave
or stay outside all night.
He has to learn one thing from me,
that he is not the boss
or: “Mum will take you to the vet
and make you really cross!
“You’d better change that look and put
a sweet smile on your face
or, when the vet has done with you
and taken out your dinky-do,
no she-cats will you chase!.”
Silver trophy winner
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If he doesn't he's in big trouble.
