I'm A Vegetarian

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I'm a vegetarian! (But I still eat meat)
A vegetarian! (But only once a week)
I'm a vegetarian! (But I still eat meat)
A vegetarian! (You can call me weak)

I like to eat apples and bananas 'cuz I like the taste,
I'll devour all the broccoli 'cuz there's none to waste.
You can say asparagus is nasty, but I still love my greens,
I'll eat roots, plants, and things that grow from trees.

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I get chicken subs every once in a while
from Subway, just add on the pile.
I get done and I run for a mile.
Get home, write it down in my file.

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Let me break it down so you can understand,
'cuz I doubt you're getting it right off hand.
I only eat meat once a week,
and once I get done I'm right on my feet.
I use all the protien that my body stores,
'cuz hey, that's what eatin' meat is really for.
I know taste is the reason for a lot of you dudes,
but you know how many animals die 'cuz 'a you?
More than one hundred per person,
but that's just average, I don't know for certain.

I'm a vegetarian! (HEY!) (But I still eat meat)
A vegetarian! (YEAH!) (But only once a week)
I'm a vegetarian! (HEY!) (But I still eat meat)
A vegetarian! (YEAH!) (You can call me weak)