(a/n: Sing to the tune of the "Dream Girl" song from the Freecreditreport.com commercials)
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Well I married a Nazi,
I married a Nazi,
But I didn't tell him that I was a Jew.
We got caught and as a direct result,
He's in a concentration camp and I am there, too.
No we can't get away, the gas chambers await,
Just because I lied and said that I wasn't a Chosen One.
If it hadn't been for that jerkoff, Hitler,
I'd be a happy jew girl waiting for Hannukkah.
Author notes
This was only meant to be funny, not offend. If any are insulted, I do apologize.
A contest entry
- Anything Funny! by XxLoverOfDarknessxX.
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Don't kill me.
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lmfao! This was hilarious! I absolutely loved it. hahaha. Congratulations on that silver trophy@ Keep up your amazing work and best of luck.
TwiztidMaggot -
Why is it that the Holocaust is so funny? I don't hate Jews. In fact, I really like Jews. But there is just something about it that makes me smile and ROFL sometimes even...
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nice poem.
it made me laugh, which was the point. lol. keep up the good work! thanks for entering my contest and good luck!
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Gasp
LOLOLOLOL GREATTT POEM!! -
That's Hitler's job!
Wow, I didn't get this at first, because I'd never seen the commercial. Then I looked it up and nearly died laughing!
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LOL, it certainly was funny. I loved it, it made me laugh so much. A truly awesome poem with a lot of humor. Here's hoping it doesn't offend anyone.
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