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Brilliant Marketing Stratagem

In the midst
Of everyone whining about obesity and diabetes,
We endure...

Look!  Our new Coke cans have sunglasses
And barbecue grills on them!
They're filled with the same old crap!

We don't care about you...
Give us your money,--
Live on the Coke side of life!

What is the crazy?

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  • Matthew OMeara
    October 31

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    Haha, nice. Having worked two years at a Circle K convenience store, oh man, I laughed so hard every time some company tried that crap - and again when it worked.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    September 18

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    Cococola really is utterly disgusting. Whenever I am in a restaurant and I see someone ordering this filth I feel a deep sense of shame that I share a common humanity with someone so inexorably stupid.


  • ClinquantChimera
    September 16
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    Sad, but true. We are a nation of sad ironies.


    A. R. Rodriguez


  • DesolatELifE
    July 21

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    That's ironic. At the top of this page, there is an advertisement. 'Coca-cola official site - register for the coke zone & start saving points for our cool rewards! CokeZone.co.uk'.
    Heh. Nice little poem. Point well made, though I have to say, there's nothing that can match a chilled can of coke for a refreshing few seconds!


  • Emmyb gold member
    July 6

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    an excellent message and very refreshing read. enjoyed immsensely

    Emma.


  • shoutaloud
    June 24
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    ha!

    I must say this took my fancy.
    I hate Coke. (it makes me pee!)

  • I don't know if you have any kids, but you should watch some kid tv channels sometime. It's criminal the way shit and poison are shoved down kids throats before they can get old enough to know any better.

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