One day a demon decides he's going to possess a vegan. He takes over the ultra strict vegetarian's body and makes him go on a sinning spree. after a week of hedonism and violence, the demon returns to Hades where his fellow demons question him about what it was like to possess someone who didn't eat meat or animal products of ANY kind. The demon merely shakes his evil head and says, "I can't tell you fellas, what happens in Vegans, stays in Vegans"
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lol what happens stays in vegan, what a funnny take on the prompt, thank you for this entry...good luck
Linda
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