Happy 21st

Hey, I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday
I hope you've found a memorable way
To get through this glorious day
I assume you've built up your thirst
Since it is your twenty-first
I want you to take this twenty
And drink your shots a plenty
I know 21 candles
Is a lot of shots to handle
I must confess
It will be quite the test
Just as long as I get one toast
But then I'll have to be the responsible host
It won't touch my B-Day beer though
So I just want you know
That I really do
Care about you
As a little addition
I won't sink to submission
Asleep, I won't fall
In case you need to call
I'll be your D.D.
And I'll do it for free
So forget about everything
And enjoy your alcohol fling
Savor all your drinks
And disregard what everyone thinks
Don't worry about the things you won't remember
But if you fall, make sure and call timber
Make it home safe tonight
And I'll make sure you're alright
By taking care of you all night!