Cinderella thought her life would be perfect
once she tried on that glass slipper,
then married the prince and moved into the castle.
But on her wedding night
when she learned the prince’s wand
was a whopping twelve inches long,
she feared the competition
might lure him to dip his stick,
especially that buxom whore of a maid
who kept eying him
while bending over to show
how she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
So she turned to her fairy godmother,
wanted a spell to make sure
her body never got any wrinkles.
Poor old godmother was suffering from incantation dementia,
plus got too tipsy from drinking all that nectar,
when she sprinkled her magic
it made Cindy turn invisible.
While she was waiting for the charm to wear off,
took time to wander around and discovered way too much.
Turned out the King was bisexual,
his wife, the Queen, was into S & M,
as for her prince hubby,
well he had a thing for sheep,
most of the guards were transvestites when off duty
and in the dungeon was where she watched
the servants do their version of “Deep Throat,”
for the villagers, who all joined in the act.
Kicking back and guzzling wine,
not sure she’s ready for being visible again,
because after seeing the enchanted life’s kinky side
she’s rethinking the meaning
of happily ever after.
Adding your comment:
we are always given stick about our sheep 
I just don't know what to say about that lol You certainly have a wild imagination 
maralisa
