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An English fart

I am struck tragic by a horse-like fart
Echoing out of my Mum's unclean bumhole
Reverberating along the corridors of power
Until it hits
My lugholes
With a noise
Like a turd
Going through a fan.
God bless England
As it is only here
That the fan
Would be
Out of order.
   

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  • Barry Hodges
    August 25

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    Charming indeed. But you should not let our American friends (sic) know that we have some faulty electric fans. They prefer fully functional fannies.

  • It Didn't Follow the Rules. I have to DQ it
    by
    The poet of hearts and beautiful words

  • some women just have to have the last word no matter what!

  • that is halious you got me cracking up... kudos 2 you

    • I loved your comment, especially since there is no such word as "halious". I am sorry you have cracked up. Is it painful?


  • Allie-
    May 21
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    Haha! That sounds really funny!
    I like the descriptive words in the first three lines.
    Good write!

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