My neighbor, Carlos is a gentle man---
So thoughtful and so thorough!
As you can see above, He is filled with love
for his beloved burro!
The burro's name is "Daisy"!
She's as gentle as can be!
Wherever Carlos goes, He always knows
that she'll follow faithfully!
But, there was trouble in the household
involving Carlos' wife!
She could not resist getting really pissed!
This mule was ruining her life!
Daisy ruled the household
and also hogged the bed!
Carlos' wife craved for affection,
but he kissed Daisy instead!
She screamed, "I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU!
THIS THING HAS GONE TOO FAR!
I SEE YOU DROOL OVER THAT DAMN MULE!
YOU ARE TOTALLY BIZARRE!"
Carlos embraced Daisy
and Daisy closed her eyes.
Then he set her down--Gave his wife a frown
and he finally, replies----
"GO RUN OFF TO YOUR MOTHER!
GO AHEAD!--THE TRUCK IS GASSED!
SHE'LL WELCOME YOU MORE THAN I DO--
YOU TWO CAN HAVE A BLAST!"
"DAISY IS MORE FAITHFUL
AND I KNOW HER LOVE WILL LAST!
AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE WORSHIPS ME
AND SHE'S A BETTER PIECE OF ASS!"
A contest entry
- Burros! Donkeys! Asses! Write a Poem! by Grozny.
700 points, ended May 6, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Spoilt Pets!!! Give me your best Paris Hilton pooch write hahaha by moaner.
850 points, ended May 22, 16 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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AWESOME!!
hehe LOVE IT great sense of humour!!!
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this is totally what i was hoping for, and the picture is superb hahaha really makes the poem come alive, and to be honest i can actually see this being true rather than made up hahaha fantastic write! good luck in my contest x
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Excellent
Oh my this was great. Such a wonderful pet. So very creative. Best of luck in the contest.
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Sound very funny. Humorous. Great usage of rhyming your words
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ROFL
That man does seem rather fond of his burro!
The WINNER! Yaa!!!!!!!
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oh my
lol this is so funny throughout 
good luck in the contest
maralisa
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Lmaooooooo The entire read had me in stitches..and that ending is perfect!!! You make my day everytime I read you!! LOL Thanks for the laughs.
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hilarious...very amusing , Al you sure know how to write em'...
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Given the name, I had to check this out
Perfect for a laugh and my morning coffee
Daizee
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OOPS!! Sorry about the "Name" thing !
---I'll change the name if you'd like me to---No problem whatsoever!
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OMG Al!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!How did I ever survive on this site with you????? I'll always remember this poem. You have me laughing so much right now.....
Thanks so much for my morning laugh and good luck in the contest.
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