Tinkerbell, PixAnne
and my swishy Uncle Jim
were the childhood fairies I grew up with
along with Lassie, Mr Ed and Tiny Tim.
Lassie came home
Mr Ed was a horse of course
and Tiny Tim tip toed, through the tulips
with my Uncle Jim in force.
Tinkerbell did pixie dust
she copped from PixAnne after the morning show.
My Uncle Jim sold it at Gay bars
and it always made him blow.
My Uncle Jim laughed when they called him fairie
he’d ponder the slur where he’d sit
then he’d raise a limp hand and say
poof you’re a bag of shit.
Uncle Jim I said, how is it you have
all of these magical powers?
It’s because I’m a freak of nature
and I tip toe through tulip flowers.
Are we related to Tinkerbell
or PixAnne from TV?
No my straight laced nephew
freedom from the closet enchanted me.
Well I believe in fairies
imagined in my mind
safe from the open prejudice
in a world that’s too unkind.
Author notes
http://loyin.deviantart.com/art/Receding-Hairline-fairy-92797934
I hope you don't get too upset, But I wrote a satire on fairies. Heheh
I just couldn't get serious about writing a fantasy story today. But I thought about my Gay Uncle Jim and the light bulb lit up. Heheh
I don't expect to win,
I just hope it made you laugh.
Bill
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First off I have too say that Tinkerbell is awsome. My wife loves Mr. Ed.Gay Bars. LMAO! Bag Of shit??? Haha. This was good. I really enjoyed reading this ncely done piece. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.
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Thie was such a funny write, you was right LOL lol Nicely written and it very much a pleasure to read.
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