Since Me is haveing this kontested you must do as me say! ! ! ! ! !
#1 you must kisss me butt or I'll DQ you
#1a you must wrtie about me
#1b you can not use my name or any reference about me
#2 you must read everything I wrote and leave more then one comment or me DQ you
#2a I will check and DQ you if you read any of me poems
#3 if you ever call me - I - Me DQ you fasterest
#3a me is an instant DQ - so is I
#4 if you question me - you banned from site for ever
#4 if you don't like me rules see #1
#4 there are mo more then 1 capital letter in a poem the last letter
#4 if you write a letter you must put proper postage on it me not paying your postage
#4 you must comply with rule #5 or get DQ'ed and banned and a bandaid
#4 you must follow all the rules no matter where they go
#4spe ll check is you friend - sifgn the check and send it over night to me - me fill in the amount when it get here
#4Remember to follow rule #5
#4 leave nasty comments for me and all contesteantsests we love your praise
#4 if you get DQ'ed enter a new poem so me can DQ it to - besure to say you been DQ'ed
#4 if me thing of more rules me add them after contest closes so you can be DQ'ed
#4 if you not me friend - don't enter - you be DQ'ed
#4 if you tell lie about be n me friend - it DQ'ed 2
#4 you must write in more t6hen one language - me no tells you which ones Me speak but if it not one of them you DQ'ed and banned
#4 there isz no such thing as proper grammer so don't even try it
#4 rhyme is a pre-request but only if the words don't sound alike
#4 I insist you loffow rule #5
more rules later - when my meds wear off or I take more - which ever happens firstest
no luck required so don't say good luck - it against me religion
oh yes
#4 no religious poems - they all against me religion
#4 no poems about me - even if I am the only thing you suppose to write about
#4 me check to see you follow rule #5
#4 you must put rule #5 in you AN so I no you no it
#4 no write in black & white or colors
Author notes
do ra me fa so la te do & me
A contest entry
- Utterly Stupid but Probably True as we see them Contest Rules by Melodies.
700 points, ended April 23, 16 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LMBO, this cracked me up!
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congratulations on winning the gold trophy here in this contest, it is fun and well deserved. let's dance life and smile
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I just love the egotism of this contest holder, and I thought repeating #4 so many times was a neat touch. I couldn't have entered this contest because I was unable to finish reading these rules. Or else, I would have entered anyway and Me would have DQed me. (you know what I mean!)
Congrats on your well deserved trophy.
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Thank You Very Much
I so enjoyed this write and hope everyone else does as much.
I have people asking me to forward a copy of rule #5 - I'll enclude you in the list
now all I have to do is come up wioth rule #5 - I'm still working on more #4's - lol
Thanks again
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THanks
the only rule you have to worry about was rule #5 - lol
I never did think of one so let it go at that - ha ha ha ha
Thanks again
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Oh my lord!!! and I thought MY rules were funny! Yours deserve the Gold for sure my friend, great job...Scott
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Thank You Master
Scott
You have taught me so many things - I am grateful for all of your advise.
You are one of those who keep me writing
Thanks again
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HAHAHAHA!!!! A fantastically hilarious entry!
Love the rules 
lol and how you wrote them and your mention of #5 when there IS NO # 5! 
Plus your "meds" line which is very VERY funny and oh so true. 
Oh, you are so much fun, you crazy poet. 
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Thank You Thank You THank You
I just decided 6to have fun with it and let out my child that was born mentally challenged - we all have one and when with what he said or is he a she ? I keep forgetting - roflmfao
THanks for the gold
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