Rules
1) If YOu TyPE LikE ThiS, I WiLl StUFf YoU In THE CLosET WiTH
THE SPiderS and SnaKes.
2) No prewrites. If I see a prewrite, I will string you up by your nose hairs on a spike.
3) Respect other poets. Otherwise you will be hung frm the nearest tree, tarred and feathered.
4) Please add your SN name in your AN. Failure to do this will result in the loss of a limb.
5) Be creative and have fun. Uncreative poets will be tied down to a chair and forced to watch unlimited hours of Barney and Teletubbies.
6) Failure to comply with rules and I will have to enforce the EXECUTE first, ask questions later policy.
Comments
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Lol, I like how you have such harsh punishment for simple rules. Brilliant!!
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Witty! Witty! Good luck with this in the contest.
In God's Love
Noah
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Favorite line...
Oh the Barney and Teletubbies mention is just a stroke of genius!
Smiling and thinking how VERY VERY funny this entry is, and how it might even be true. 
lol
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My keYboard haS TOO maNy CrackErcruMbs in It, and AshEs. ItS SSSStickSSSSS aLL dE timE, Do yOu be WaNNin mY Ap SN or My MYSPACE Sn?
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LOL yeah, I love when we get threatened as we're about to enter a contest. Rule #2 is extremely deterring...
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KEWL I will have to enter that contest. YAY!
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LOL...OMG WHAT A CONTEST HOST MUST DO HUH? GOOD JOB ON THIS,I do like my caps lol
good luck
or shud i say hang in there...M
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bUt i i hAvE a weE preWrItE and it si reall really good, well not really, my mum said it was daft, but i like it
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*stuffs individuality i the closet with the snakes after being strung up by nose hairs on a spike* tsk tsk ,you broke rules 1 and 2.
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oh this was so well done!
with the rules that you have come up with this is one contest i am afraid to join!
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