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Peter Pecker Prepuse Nose

Peter Pecker Prepuse Nose,
Did you lie to make it grow?
I've heard some speak of upper lips
That have to be upright and stiff,
But a nose so big, where does one stick it?
T'would take a hockey stick to pick it.
Does it always hang so flaccid?
Or is it used for things less placid?
Obviously, it remains unknown
Where one might hide while it was blown.
However, just to be direct,
I think it's dangerous once erect!
Proud and high, it could suck all air,
Leaving little left for us to share.
It's a mystery best left unprobed,
The unbowed tale of Peter's nose.

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  • galfalfa gold member
    April 22

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    If Peter picked that nose he'd have no time to pick a peck of pickled peppers

    thanks for this, enjoyed!


    • majix
      April 24
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      If he'd picked his nose, it sure as hell would not have been that one... now if he were picking peckers....

  • Macsword
    April 18

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    I liked this..

    especially these two lines....funny stuff...

    "But a nose so big, where does one stick it?
    T'would take a hockey stick to pick it."

    Good take on the prompt.