Let's Get It On

I'm Gonna take off your pants
You're gonna take off my shirt
We're gonna talk for a while
And we're gonna flirt
We'll probably talk about politics
Then maybe animals
You'll talk about a crucifix
And I'll talk about Flannels
I'll say you're not like the other boys
you'll push back my hair
We'll get this look in our eyes
Lust is waiting for it's fare
Then we'll stop suddenly
When it's about to get hot
Then I'll get mad and say "Let's get it on"
Then afterwards you'll leave
I won't call you back until day three
Then we'll meet for coffee
And go dancing
Then we'll come back to my house again
I'll see that look in your face
Then I'll start to feel dazed
You'll shrug it off
Then you'll say "Let's get it on"
We'll  fall asleep
Then I'll ask you to leave
You won't call me back until month three
I won't answer my phone
And you'll start to get worried
Then I'll call you back and you'll be nervous and afraid
But I only want to tell you its been a week since I got laid
Then you'll come over and you'll growl like a lion
then I'll say "Let's get it on"
Then we'll fall asleep
You may be quite sexy
But you're just a little creepy
I don't want to be with you
Stay away from me
Quit calling my phone
I'll find someone new
And I'll call my friend Yvonne
and say "Let's get it on"