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A list of how to get rid of a "step-mom", the only rules are I can't hit her or kill her...

1* Lock her in a vault
2* Put her in a box with some bunny rabbit ears and ship it to China
3* Sell her to Russia as a weapon of mass destruction
4* Drown her in battery acid
5* Tell Adrianne that she's really a penguin
6* Put her in the middle of a hunter wedding and watch
7* Place her in a pop corn popper and watch
8* Burn the pop corn popper and send her the bill
9* Throw her in the well and hope they don't make a remake of The Ring
10* Give her a gauridan angel and watch her go insane
11* Put her in a box and tell your Alian Obsessed best friend that she just landed from Planet X
12* Dress her up as the loch ness monster after knocking her unconscious and leave her out for your best friend to find…
13* Give her a gun and fly to Hawaii with her, mid flight yell “terrorist” while pointing at her
14* Throw her at an extremely fat person and pray she gets sucked into the abyss
15* Don’t tell anyone we threw her into the fat person
16* Duct tape. Need I say more?
17* Sell her to the Cleveland Zoo and hope they assume she’s an animal
18* Leave her in a hole full of hot sauce
19* superglue to back of New York's subway train, watch in amusement as she flies away
20* Leave her in a room with benny and laugh in amusement as she tried to defend herself from psycho dog
21* Go at her with a jig-saw. Pray that you go through her thick skull and she survives.
22* Bang her head on giant rock
23* Tie her to the next Mars Rover Mission
24* Get her drunk and set her on fire, then tell Adrianne that she must have fallen into a bomb-fire
25* When Adrienne asks say she wanted to start a new trend called mobile bon-fires
26* Throw her sex toys in a wood chipper, wait for her to crawl in and then it on
27* Get her in tryouts for the Detroit Lions. Hey, they can't be worse than last season...Can they?
28* Pay for a skydiving trip, steal the parachutes.
29* Sign her up to the military
30* Put a pillow over her face till she no longer breathes, then tell Adrianne that he killed her