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Never Meaningless Words

No words are ever meaningless,

when wrote within a poem,
Al-tho a Polka Dotted Post-it Note

would make a lawn gnome moan.


I watched a Macarena free for all,

where a werewolf did the dance,
The okapi and the penguin were

dressed in pleather pants.

I wet a dish towel, rolled it up

and snapped it at the scottie dog,
He yipped so loud and spun about

and squashed a Purple frog.


A hyena with an otter's tail,

how odd I thought aloud,
A leprechaun smoking mushrooms,

he's high and on a cloud.

The orangutan has his pom-poms

the cardinal has his cinnamon rolls.
The chocolate turtle wants her pinwheels,

to poke right up her nose.


Poinsettia's are bought with credit card's,

all around the world,
But I prefer wood shaving incense,

 to toe sock's that's been twirled.

Tulip bulb's and dish soap,

have been upon my mind.
So, I'll use the dirty water,

to wash my big behind.


Typewriter's and paper clips

are out of style they say.
So I used a big red marker,

to write this poem today.

 



 

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Written March 5th, 2004
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  • Autumn Whisper
    January 15, 2006
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    Great poem FifthDove, I really enjoyed it, whether your poem be funny, sad or whatever, they are always great, keep up the excellent work
    best wishes as always
    Moonstone Virgo


  • queenie
    May 26, 2004
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    funny

    now that did my giggle buds justice.it was too funny and the structure of it was great.there is a great deal of versatility coupled with the gentleness of your soul.i have thoroughly enjoyed you as my poet to read today.

  • poetic freedom
    March 10, 2004
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    kool...thats a really funny poem...u gotta be really talented to write something from a list of words...good work.


  • queen Moderators member
    March 5, 2004
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    Very funny

    That was funny. I thought this was a fantastic poem. Weird humor i love it. Good luck in the contest. Queen


  • Dark-Princess
    March 5, 2004
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    funny

    LOL.... This was incredibally funny.It flowed smoothly and was very catchy.I think you did a great job with this contest.I needed a good laugh,thanks! Good luck in the contest...
    Tammy33

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