waste basket

Lydia was a fine salesperson for the Rears and Soebuck company.

Why, one month, she sold thirteen brand new vaccums.

Lydia liked to have a mulitude of sex.  

Her husband Larry knew this.

Larry also knew Lydia would stray from their marriage to find coital satisfaction.

Larry paid this fact little mind-his infidelities were strictly of the male persuasion.

Larry hoped Lydia could find the same fulfillment he did between the legs of strange men.

After a rare fit of passion, Larry impregnated Lydia.  

Lydia stopped selling vaccums and adopted monagamy, thinking it best for the child and overall familial unit.

Forty seven years later, Lydia laid in bed alone as Larry watched television in the adjoining living room.

"I should have fucked more men," Lydia said aloud, and slapped herself sharply in the face.

Lydia repeated this action well into the early morning, and when Larry came to check on her, Lydia lay cold.

Larry waited to call the ambulance until after he masturbated to the Red Sox game.