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"Wake Up Call" by Raunco

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Ladies, is this not the most colorful cock
you've ever laid eyes on? "Wake Up Call"
comes in three sizes and multiple speeds.

Just "set it and forget it" until the cock
crows and you'll know it's time for something.

But wait, order in the next ten minutes
and you'll receive the "magic cock" on us.
Ladies don't let this handy cock slip away.


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  • Jepardy
    April 24

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    I love your sense of humor. Thank you for supplying me with a much needed smile and giggle. Thank you for entering my contest and good luck.

  • hehe lol I see you have a great sense of humor!!!


    Delila


  • HaleyMary
    April 13
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    lol .
    Now that was humorous. You know, this write was very creative. You should try entering it into contest at some point, not sure where you could enter the poem into, but it was well written, very creative and humorous.

    Keep that pen flowing.

    Haley Mary