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Jesus Fills In For the Easter Bunny

"There's NO WAY I'm doing this again next year...!"
-Said Jesus, in the voice of Steven Seagal

Happy Easter, no matter what you believe...
Of everything in the bible, I think this makes the most sense. It's how I try to live:

"1 Corinthians 13: 1-3

The Greatest Gift

" 1 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels,
but have not love,
I have become sounding brass
or a clanging cymbal.
2 And though I have the gift of prophecy,
and understand all mysteries and all knowledge,
and though I have all faith,
so that I could remove mountains,
but have not love,
I am nothing.
3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor,
and though I give my body to be burned,
but have not love,
it profits me nothing."


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  • Heroesrox
    May 13

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    omg.........

    This is so...different, but I like it! Haha! Thanks for sharing, man!

    (He kind of looks like a monstrosity coming out of that egg! )

    • This one was hard to make, it's actually social commentary doubling as comedy...
      Thanks...


  • Andi. gold member
    May 7
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    Oh heaven forbid he should get off his ass and do something


  • Yemassee gold member
    April 12

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    I haven't read the comments yet but my guess is, you'll have some not too happy campers, lol

    Personally I find it funny, and a bit of social commentary actually...how did we turn this holiday like so many others into something secular.

    • white stone
      April 12
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      Thanks for seeing the softer side of Sears in my pic. Don't expect many to catch that. Yup, Christianity would probably be taken more seriously if they hadn't jacked all their holidays from the pagans. .


  • Daizee silver member
    April 12
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    From my peeps to yours.. Happy Easter

    Stacy


  • hisaddiction
    April 12
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    hahaha!

    Happy Easter, put down the frog and cross your legs...-in a kathreen hepburn voice. LMMFAO!

  • I never pictured jesus with a steven seagal voice...but now that I have, it makes the fact of jesus a little more interesting...hmmmm


  • individuality gold member
    April 12

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    sins are forgiven by jesus - he loves us all but a spokesman for jc said - you can not have any of his easter egg, no matter what! buy your own.

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