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Ba ba ba BDSM (from "The Bitch Girls' Party" album)

with apologies to Fred Fassert, the composer of “Barbara Ann”

 

 

 

 

Ba ba ba – BDSM

Ba ba ba – BDSM

B D S M

Oh what a gem!

B D S M

You got me moanin’ and a-groanin’

Reelin’ and a-squeelin’ BDM

Ba ba – BDSM

 

Went to club

Lookin’ for a sub

Saw one in rub-

-ber I’d have in my hot tub

Oh BDM

Ba ba – BDSM

What a gem!

You got me strippin’ and a-whippin’

Strainin’ and a chainin’

BDM

Ba ba – BDSM

 

  (instrumental break – off-mic patter including:

   “Pass the handcuffs!”

   “Whip me, Carla – a little lower!”)

 

Tried doin’ zoo

Tried piercin’ too

Tried human loo

But I knew they wouldn’t do

But BDM

Ba ba – BDSM

What a gem!

You got me buffin’ and a-cuffin’

Dommin’ and a-subbin’

BDM

Ba ba – BDSM

 

BDM BDM oh

BDM BDM oh ……

 

(fade out)

 

 

 

 

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  • Dalaney gold member
    April 14

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    ...and you write songs, too!  

    Mairi, I love you.  I do I do I do...

    bada bing bada boo...

     

     

    love, KC


  • Matt E. Smith gold member
    April 13
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    haha i predict this to be a billboard top 40 hit

  • Purrsanthema
    April 13

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    I am so shocked! Next thing I know you're going to tell me people are actually born NAKED!!!!!!! Very funny!

  • You got me wankin' and a yankin'; crankin' out a spankin' BDM, BDSM!

    Woohoo! Some like it hot! (or not!)

    Jolly good fun this!


  • PerVirtuous
    April 11
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    Not bad.


  • hawkeslake gold member
    April 11
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    You are a Baaaad girl! (But oh so funny!) Lita


  • Pure Thought silver member
    April 10
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    Great laugh tonight, thank you I needed it.


  • Ariosto II. gold member
    April 10
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    Still singing this one...what will my daughter say!

    damn, can't get it out of my mind....

  • LMFAO!!!

    Rubber, Whips and gags...oh my!!

    • Mairi bheag gold member
      April 11
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      Just you go and put on those ruby slippers, girl, like Momma told you!


  • Master Ktulu silver member
    April 10

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    WOW! What a parody!

    Gotta love it. Awesome job Mairi...kudos to you on a job well done!

    **Master Ktulu**

  • An instrumental break and everything! Don't make me laugh, I'm into pain. Best of luck in the contest with this playful poke at the dark underbelly.


  • Floorboards
    April 10
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    Hehehe! excellent!


  • Amera gold member
    April 10
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    kinky


  • Corvus Corone
    April 10

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    Dommin' and a subbin' --- ain't that switchin'?

    Nicely done Sis.


    x






  • cricketjeff gold member
    April 10

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    A rockin' an' a reelin' tribute
    Barb'ra Ann
    Will be feeling worried, and maybe horny too!

    Great stuff

    Jeff

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