Jenny, you have the most controlled bladder I've ever seen in a student.
The other kids who need to relieve themselves all the time are imprudent.
You have self control.
You hardly ever need to go.
You are a joy to have in my class.
The other kids are a pain in the ass.
They crap all the time.
It should be a crime.
When they waste the class with their pleas.
You never have to cut the cheese.
You're so amazing.
I want to spend all my time praising,
Your bladder.
Thank you Jenny
<3 Mrs. Sturla
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wow... lolz nice!
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This is quite funny. Try eating a Chicken Tindaloo or even a Chicken Phaal. You will hope you are near a toilet...
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this just brings a smile to my face!
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HAHAHAHA hilarious xD
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WOW
This gave me a hearty laugh. Thank you for your wonderful sense of humor.
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WOW!
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it's REALLY FUNNY! From a 7 year old
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Well, what can i say. this is such a funny delightful poem and one which has caused much laughter tonight. I've heard of people being praised for many things but this one takes the cake. Well written and such fantastic humor.
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Great!
This is hilarious! Terrific job with the rhyme scheme & flow. Thanks for the chuckle.
Peace, Syah
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How funny!
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At my great age, I am envious!! I just cross my legs and hope now!! xx This was manifestly self depricating and funny. Kudos. ps - the world deserves us to piss on it from a great height!!
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Too funny!
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Fun...pleasure...thank you,lovely girl!
Kisses!
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I love poems about real life. I really love this poem so much!
The bathroom is a shrine and needs to be used quickly and then on with life, for gosh sakes! Like people should either wear diapers or strap a pot to their backsides, they have to go so often.
I love your poem, as you can tell. 
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Very good!
Everybody has something that they're proud of!
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I loved this.
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LOL I enjoyed the humor in your poem. I wish I could borrow yours for a bit. Getting older can be such a pain at times.
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HA! that was very funny, it made my day
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LOL
Everyone has a talent, it seems...
Nice rhyming flow and VERY FUNNY!
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I like that! It's funny
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funny stuff... so nice that teacher's can bring out the best in their students!
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i came back to read this because i seriously think its hilarious
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awesome!
LOL that's really funny
great write!
rofl did your teacher actually tel you that? haha lol
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Too funny! Maybe when you're applying to colleges, or for jobs, you can put her down as a reference!
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wow
very funny
but I don't get it???
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that was weird.....!
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that's great!!! haha very funny
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Amazing job.
That's very funny. That's for sharing. Although not everyone has a good bladder, I appreciate you sharing this with us. Very nice job. I enjoyed. Cool.
Love,
Evemauy
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Hi, can you edit the profanity. It was in the rules. Just edit it. Thanks.
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A teacher told you you had the most controlled bladder?? That's pretty funny.
I liked the way you wrote this though, you put that in to a poem very nicely.
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Yes she did.. I love that teacher.
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very nice i liked it
i was gonna enter the contest but i got nothing
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