I fly above the moors...
the great Hellish vampire
of your most terrible nightmares
...my lust for blood...
engulfing me totally...
I watch the innocent villagers
groping each other's filthy arses...
behind the cow-shed...
...and I laugh at their puny orgasms
for I am superior to these scum
...and I shall triumph over
their puny and hopeless lives
...knowing that I shall soon be feeding
on their peasant necks
...I feel a twitch in my belly...
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck,
...I just shat myself hugely...
and my oozing turds drop earthwards
...joyously...brownly..
...what the bollocks...
...it must have been the smelly tramp
I sucked to death at lunch yesterday...
...so I must go home to my cold grave
with a wet and rancid arsehole...
in need of an upper colonic enema.
Satanic blood lust loves all perversions! Or would you disagree?
Comments
1 - 15 of 15
-
Ever think i writing about puppies, or kittens? maybey a goldfish?
I mean this really isn't any different from anything else you've done.
Try to spend less time convincing people that your a vampire and more time trying to write something decent and i'm sure you'll do well.
Your not a bad writer, your just too into the thought that you can fly, fuck virgin assholes, drink blood, and live forever, its just a little bit redonkulous in my opinion mate -
-
Did anyone ever tell you that your written English is illiterate and that you are probably a mongol? Do not address me again unless you learn to write correctly.
-
-
My english can't spell or read? Uh...yea.
Diesil down there tough guy, your not talking to a twelve year old kinder-goth, I know your not going to fly over the pond and take a bite out of me, its a known fact that vampires don't like the taste of Flannel and Beer.
Seriously, try a different approach in your writing, i bet it would be awsome -
-
You can't spell, dumbo.
-Diesel, not deisel.
-You're not your.
-it's not its
-awesome not awsome.
And that's only in 4 lines. Bravo. QED. -
-
Sweet fluttering fuck!!!
I just got a two thousand year old vampire (or is it vampyre?) to say "dumbo", So the undead don't refrain from watching Walt Disney i I see, I guess its good to know your victims right? All those 'virgins' you talk about, the only virgin is you dude.
How about, rather then attack my spelling (which i'm aware is horrible, i rely on Microsoft to do my spelling for me) you take the critisism for what it is you midevil donkey!
Guess what, no one cares about your little fantasy, I added you as a friend and read your poems because your hilarious. You threaten to kill/eat people constantly, and we all know your full of shit. Come knock on my front door after dark some day and I'll buy into your crap, but seriously, your little thing you do trying to attract 11 year old girls, doesn't work on AllPoetry.com, because the people here have an inteligence level above that of the girl you ever stand a chance with.
In other terms you can understand more clearly, the people you need in your life, are the people that have a -10 to intellegence rolls and get critical botches on and below a 5 via a d20. I'm pretty sure you can understand that, you know, being 2000 years old and all.
Fucking donkey -
-
Sod off.
-
-
-
-
-
-
People like you make me vomit.
-
-
I am delighted you enjoyed my poem as I quite enjoy drinking the vomit of my terrified victims as they perish in agony.
-
-
Don't you have chickens' blood to drink?
Don't enter my contest again, you deliberatly disregarded the rules just to get on my tits. Ridiculas. -
-
Tell me more about your "ridiculas" tits. I love tits.
-
-
Sorry, Vampy. Been there done that, and my tits belong to my boyfriend, thanks.
-
-
They "belong" to him? Surely not. Surely you can loan them out to admirers for a quick nibble?
-
-
Unfortunatly the idea of cold, wrinkly, dirty old hands doesn't get me excited when I think of them touching my tits.
If I were to loan them it would be to someone who was living, which excludes you, Vampy.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
I'm sorry to say...
...that your having described this as "humour" persuaded me to click and read.
It is a misnomer.
Perhaps I'm an oddball, but I don't find this piece remotely amusing.
Nor do I believe it to be well written - though, to be fair, being the site's number one freeversehater, perhaps I'm not the greatest judge.
May I humbly suggest that in future you put "free verse" or "prose" in the title, so self-confessed bigots like me don't have to tolerate reading such inane piffle!
Robin. -
-
I love self-confessed bigots and I am delighted you enjoyed my poem.
-
Adding your comment:
1 - 15 of 15
